We all see you, competeing over who has had a worse sunburn, a better weekend, or anything. I speak for a great number of people, when I say knock it the FUCK off. Doing this does not make you seem cooler, it certainly doesn't endear yourself to us. No one cares whether or not you or someone else had a more of anything. Please do not continue this, I beg you, if you have any instinct of self preservation, you will stop this immediately. For if you don't I do not accept any responsiblity for my actions. Because I promise you, that if I am forced into action, there will be fucking murders.